This blog is out of this world. No joke.
crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
(via ohfunniest)no im dark white
Werner Herzog Appreciation Blog
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
(via ohfunniest)Abu Nazir is my Sugar Daddy.
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we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
and also that dude Spencer from iCarly
And a pinch of Oliver Oken
and a lot of Eric Foreman
God bless this post
why is every author a #1 bestselling author
stop being a fucking bitch and help you piece of shti phone
(via perksofbeingfunny)Nonon Jakuzure
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SCENE NEEDS THEIR OWN PERSONALIZED ACADEMY AWARD
what did i just witness.